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avatar Jacob Junior
How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

avatar Isabella Lewis

Good morning you bad, beautiful bitch. Here is your to do list for today. Drink your fucking coffee. And once that kicks in, remind yourself what an adorable badass motherfucker you are.

avatar Jacob Junior

How girls wake up: A girl wakes up gracefully, stretches, and ties her hair. How boys wake up: A man wakes up abruptly with loud engine-like sounds.

avatar Anthony Miller
Wake up early. Pray.

Wake up early. Pray.

avatar Patricia Lee

Imagine starting every morning feeling this good. (Sounds of pain and discomfort as a person steps on an acupressure mat)

avatar John Paul
HOW I START MY DAY

HOW I START MY DAY

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